The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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