I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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