This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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