I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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