I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i dont even know how to be here
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
