Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Your cock deserves a montage
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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