Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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