How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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