Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Randomize
