I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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