yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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