on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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