i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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