You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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