No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
The adults are the big ones right?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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