Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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