How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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