i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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