It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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