Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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