so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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