Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You were trust falling into bushes
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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