2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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