I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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Houston, we have a blender
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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