when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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