it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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