I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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