this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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