is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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