You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Your dad touched me again.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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