it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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