Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Less talking, more tequila
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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