I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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