I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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