I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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