Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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