Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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