wrigley field is MILF paradise
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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