If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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