just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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