You really coming over, don't trick.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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