gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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