I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My vagina just recognized that song.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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