smell my finger.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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