It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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