would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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