yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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