my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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