Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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