Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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