i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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