Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize
