glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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