Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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