...so i touched it.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
its like you know when i get waxed
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.