Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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