They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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