well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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